This will have to be a quick post: I've got a new Lincoln Navigator to fill up with ExxonMobil premium grade, and you know how long that can take… And, despite the rumors that are flying around, I did not receive this vehicle from the generous, forward-thinking owners of Green Options who believe my comfort and convenience are a priority: I worked hard for it, and I deserve to ride in comfort and style!

Let's face it: we've been pretty one-sided here at Green Options! We've only covered the side of the story that says "climate change" is a man-made catastrophe waiting to happen, and we can only prevent it by squashing free enterprise, individual effort and personal liberty. That's hardly fair, and it's completely unbalanced. After all, there are plenty of patriotic Americans who take issue with that position, and have the evidence to show that "global warming" is a massive hoax perpetrated by East Coast socialists and their willing dupes in the MSM. We're quite certain that Al Gore is laughing all the way to the bank in a sweet, air-conditioned ride powered by the only brand of gasoline deserving of its red, white and blue logo.

Things have got to change! And, so, we're proud, and even humbled, to introduce the newest member of the Green Options blogging team, Steven J. Milloy.

That's right: the Junkman himself will make sure that we're giving you the full story. Who better to do it than a man who had the guts to take on the so-called "scientists" whining about PCBs and cancer? Who better than the same man that proved that DDT is a substance to which we owe great debt, and that any red-blooded American would gladly douse his children in it at the Fourth of July barbecue? We can't think of anybody better… and neither could our new, umm, partner (which is not a giant oil company — who keeps saying that?). You can't buy that kind of integrity… well, OK, you can, but you can't buy it cheap…

Anyway, after an hour of idling, the Navigator should be warmed up… gotta jet.

UPDATE: April Fools!